C-O-O-O-L-L-L-D-D-D-D

I've decided there are varying types of cold in Kansas City. Cool, Chilly, Cold, Frosty Cold, Snowy Cold, Icey Cold, Hurry-and-warm-up-car-it's-freezing-Cold, Bitterly Cold, and WOW-I've-got-icicles-in-my-beard-after-walking-42-seconds-to-the-car-Cold. There is something that seems very un-"cool" about this. And yes that is a - sign in front of the 4.