We now embark on a new chapter in the adventures of facial hair. When we last checked in with our protagonist a little over a year ago (see here for details), he determined to go from fully bearded to the suave/hip goatee. In recent times, he determined to take on a contenance to identify more with the blue collar crowd. Or maybe it was an attempt at the retro 70s look. Or perhaps even hearkening to it's origin in the orient. Regardless, the visage of said protaganist now bears the simultaneous resemblance of both Fu Manchu and a modern day truck driver.